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'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'The spots are much clearer.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

The Walking Dread

"We've got all your figures, now we just need to decide what order we want to put them in."

"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"

'Sir, as a communications expert, I know how to handle problematic people. Sometimes it's enough to tell them that I'm an expert in martial arts too.'

'What size would you like ma'am...e-mail, blog, or world wide web?'

"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."

Try that again and click nicely this time.

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."

'Where's her volume control.'

'Don't worry, she's just playing hard to text,'

"You need to disconnect for awhile and unwind."

'Taking your work home again, Bronson?'

Snooker cue pierces ball.

"I think it's a computer virus."

Hambone's gone to the races...it's the last chance to make his books balance.

Cardboard city "Careful what you say around here, the walls are paper thin."

'That does it! -- I'm calling in all my loans!'