Vote Whisperer Pillows

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

'The spots are much clearer.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"Just a heads up, folks. Our son is looking for his pet snake, so if you see him, he answers to 'Skippy'."

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

The Walking Dread

"We've got all your figures, now we just need to decide what order we want to put them in."

"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"

You wanted to see me, boss? Rudy, did you realize its illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote? Wink wink wink … and that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend, Patsy Marionette, for city council? Wink wink wink. I would never order you to donate to Patsy campaign fund either, as if your job depended on it. Wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink. That's good to know. I believe we're on the same page here. Wink.

'Sir, as a communications expert, I know how to handle problematic people. Sometimes it's enough to tell them that I'm an expert in martial arts too.'

'What size would you like ma'am...e-mail, blog, or world wide web?'

"This is Mr Smith, he's head of our Qualitative Department."

Try that again and click nicely this time.

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."

'Where's her volume control.'

'Don't worry, she's just playing hard to text,'

'Bob! The neighbors are moochin' our high-speed wireless again!'

"You need to disconnect for awhile and unwind."

'Taking your work home again, Bronson?'

Snooker cue pierces ball.

"I think it's a computer virus."

Hambone's gone to the races...it's the last chance to make his books balance.

Cardboard city "Careful what you say around here, the walls are paper thin."

'That does it! -- I'm calling in all my loans!'