Coin Whisperer Pillows

'Taking your work home again, Bronson?'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

Rising Gas Prices

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Plug Me In Stupid

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

Ukraine War Clouds

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

Is this money for booze?

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

"What setting do I use for this?"

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

"How's the computer analysis going?"