Form Whisperer Pillows

"We've got all your figures, now we just need to decide what order we want to put them in."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

Quiz Night...

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Now all we need is a good script."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

Duplass Brothers

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Cellular Plan

Office full of computers and wires.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Always stick to the script.

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

"What setting do I use for this?"

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'So, I see you're a good listener.'