Neighborly Chats Gifts

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'When are you going to cook dinner, it's almost time for breakfast?'

'Dog got your clog?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Miaow??'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

How does she get her grass so green?

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

'That's it now, Mrs. Baines - see you in the New Year!'

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'I Love mine - it gossips about the neighbours.'

"What TV programmes do you like?"