Neighborly Chats Gifts

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'When are you going to cook dinner, it's almost time for breakfast?'

'Dog got your clog?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Miaow??'

How does she get her grass so green?

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

'That's it now, Mrs. Baines - see you in the New Year!'

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

Kenwood Park

'Is it just me, or are these summers getting hotter? '

'I Love mine - it gossips about the neighbours.'

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"What TV programmes do you like?"