Neighbor Banter Master Gifts

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Dog got your clog?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

"What TV programmes do you like?"

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'Is it just me, or are these summers getting hotter? '

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

'I Love mine - it gossips about the neighbours.'

'When are you going to cook dinner, it's almost time for breakfast?'

Kenwood Park

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'