Neighbor Banter Master Pillows

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Dog got your clog?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"How come you never hang out by the fence anymore?"

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"The Smiths? You want next door, pal."

"We seem to have a lot more time together since George started working from home."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

"I always thought it was over the fence gossip, not insider trading."

'Is it just me, or are these summers getting hotter? '

'When are you going to cook dinner, it's almost time for breakfast?'

Kenwood Park

'I Love mine - it gossips about the neighbours.'

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"What TV programmes do you like?"

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

'That was rude, my neighbor acted like he didn't even know me.'