Neighborhood Adventurers T-Shirts

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

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"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Planet of the Ants

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

Biker and Cyclist.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

A smart alec boy

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

The Burbs

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Town follows the snow plough.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."