Neighborhood Adventurers Gifts

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

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"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Planet of the Ants

Biker and Cyclist.

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

A smart alec boy

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

The Burbs

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

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THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Town follows the snow plough.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"