Neighborhood Wanderer Gifts

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'For Sale by Neighbor'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Suburban street.

Progress.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Pantomime Horse

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

Town follows the snow plough.