Neighborhood Explorers Gifts

"As you can see...it's in the catchment area for the local school."

"It's a small world because we never leave our neighborhood."

'Yes, the moving sale was there, but now it's down the street. You'd better hurry before it moves again.'

'And you hardly hear the neighbours, just the occasional shot gun bang.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Tommy!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Giant Monster in Bath

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Sidewalk Ballet

"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Under New Mismanagement

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

The successful rubbernecker...

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

The Motherhood

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I remember when this was all forest..."