Neighborhood Navigators Gifts

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

The Burbs

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Town follows the snow plough.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Sketchy Neighborhood

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

Mountain Bike tracks.

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

How very Balham!

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'