Neighborhood Networker Gifts

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Bob! The neighbors are moochin' our high-speed wireless again!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

The Burbs

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

Town follows the snow plough.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"What's he doing now?"

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Hey mister, your dogs have been chasing the neighborhood kids on bikes."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."