Neighborhood Nerds Gifts

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

The Burbs

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

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'How very Blackheath!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

Clancy:Survey Question

'How very Putney!'

"Good morning."

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'Is your sore throat stopping you from keeping up with the neighbourhood barking frenzy? Try Auto-bark! It will mimic your bark to keep up with the big dogs, long after you've stopped.'