Neighborhood Nerds T-Shirts

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Autumn Leaves

The Burbs

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Blackheath!'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

(Used to be) END.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Clancy:Survey Question

'How very Putney!'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"Good morning."

See, that's why you never buy the nicest house in the neighborhood.