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'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

$1: Family Secrets

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Nice to see you!

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

Mower Fraud!

Satellite crashes to earth.

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

Privacy in the garden.

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Tangled wires.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"