Neighborhood Ninja T-Shirts

"I love a neighbour with a great sense of rumour."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Parkour Breakfast

Interrupted Shower.

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'How very Putney!'

'Is your sore throat stopping you from keeping up with the neighbourhood barking frenzy? Try Auto-bark! It will mimic your bark to keep up with the big dogs, long after you've stopped.'

'We're selling videos of the wild wild neighborhood party. . .'