Municipal Ninja T-Shirts

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Good Luck!

Freedom of the press

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"We need a better piling system."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"It's a stealth suit. So I can stay off the boss's radar."

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

'Thanks, Sis, but I think it's my turn to leave the stealth tip.'

Parkour Breakfast

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

Be the grass...

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Ninja

Camp Games

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Reporter #2: plant.

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

Running out of time

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

News Samurai

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'