Municipal Musketeer T-Shirts

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

...read the minutes back but skip the part where Mr.Bostock tried to strangle me.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."