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"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

The Brothers Grime

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

Alexandre Dumas

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

Motivation

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

The Three Chocolatiers.

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'We're 'musketeers', Dartagnian! That's M...u...s..' (Dartagnian has on mouse ears.)

"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

'I dreamed last night that I was Big Bird and you were Kermit.'

"This is a piece of crap."

'Toupee !!'

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

Sonata in C for Piano and Potato Chips

Bagpipe Horns.

"All for one and one for. . ."

"Onesie for all and all for onesie."

Child with apple on head shooting arrow at his reflection.

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."

You don't waste any time shoveling out your car! I always keep a snack in the glove compartment for motivation!