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"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

Love a Mutt

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As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Philip of Mastodon

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Alexandre Dumas

Now we wait for the show to begin!

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'