Musketeer Admirer Gifts

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

Love a Mutt

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

History of Cartooning.

He loves the water.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Why do you always wear pants?"

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

You have to hunt a different one

Philip of Mastodon

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Alexandre Dumas

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

Now we wait for the show to begin!

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."