Mink Admirer Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Larry was worse for wear

Love at First Sight

Love a Mutt

Happy Easter

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Which one's yours?"

Stockwell's day

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Living with a cataholic.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."