Mischievous Munchkin Enthusiast Gifts

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Warren Buffett as a child

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

Babies who Lunch.

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'It sold for how much!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Children playing in a library

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Naughty Food

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions