Mischievous Munchkin Enthusiast Gifts

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

Babies who Lunch.

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'It sold for how much!'

"I bet they don't social distance... contact trace or even wash their paws."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Children playing in a library

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

Naughty Food

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

Toddler playing the cello