Money-minded Munchkin Gifts

Warren Buffett as a child

'If you have to spend money to make money, how do you get started?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

The No No No's

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Financial Eyesight

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"I don't wear jewelry, but cash is nice."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

Pollution and money

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

'And briefly, what is it that attracts you to a job in banking?'

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

Baby

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

"Forget the children, consider staying together for the sake of your finances!"

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'