Money-minded Munchkin Prints

'If you have to spend money to make money, how do you get started?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

The No No No's

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

Financial Eyesight

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Pollution and money

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

'OK, here's the play, based on your prorated salaries...'

Baby

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

"Hoping to win the lottery is not a retirement strategy!"

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back."

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

"Forget the children, consider staying together for the sake of your finances!"