Money Munchkin Gifts

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'I preferred his earlier work.'

I am to blame.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

Bit coin.

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'

'Is this the 'basket of currencies' I keep hearing about?'

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

Baby

Attack of the Investment Zombie

"That's what I like about the stock market - it's all about money!"

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'I was just passing by when I smelled money.'