Mischievous Munchkin Gifts

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

Double Bass

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Babies who Lunch.

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Children playing in a library

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Watch for Children.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Naughty Food