Mischievous Munchkins Gifts

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

I am to blame.

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Children playing in a library

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

HisssssHerssss....

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

Naughty Food