Mischievous Mutts Gifts

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'Bad dog!!'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Christmas Presents.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good, but not Great Danes.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"Tree's up!"

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Thoughtful Dog

"That's our paper shredder."

'What did we say about body language?'

'Exactly one year ago, little Bonzo got lost between Brian's fat wrinkles.'