Pawsitively Mischievous Gifts

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Christmas Presents.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Hang Time Fido

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

"Tree's up!"

"Perhaps, that will teach you not to wake the tortoise too early!"

'Maybe she has allergies.'

"Let's see now... ummm... one whack on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, and I can let you in."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Thoughtful Dog

'I'm sorry we ever had him declawed.'

'Bad dog!!'

"That's our paper shredder."

"That's my grandfather chasing cars and biting mailmen. He lived life off-the-leash."

"Look. Jerome. Unless you want me to crap on the bed I'd suggest you practice your sand wedge outside."

'Exactly one year ago, little Bonzo got lost between Brian's fat wrinkles.'