Mischievous Mutt Appreciator Gifts

"That's our paper shredder."

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good, but not Great Danes.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'What sort of mix is she?'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Meditation for dogs

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

'They say that six is the new four.'

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

I wonder if he can think.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'It's a long story...'

Thoughtful Dog

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

'Bad dog!!'

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

"You should've called me sooner!"

NO DOG GOLF