Mystery Mutt Admirer Gifts

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good, but not Great Danes.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

'What sort of mix is she?'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

Priorities.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Meditation for dogs

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

"Hey buddy, got a light?"

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

I wonder if he can think.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Dog hides behind piano.

Moths at work

'Bad dog!!'

Mothman confronts his arch enemy.

"I love a black tie dinner"