Mutt Admirers Gifts

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'What sort of mix is she?'

Meditation for dogs

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

Dog hides behind piano.

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."

"I can't eat a teddy bear! I'm a vegetarian!"

I wonder if he can think.

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

Do you think March will go out like a lion or a lamb this year? I wish it would go out like a wolverine

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

"That's our paper shredder."

I found Bob – He's gone to the other side.

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

NO DOG GOLF