Mutt Admirer Gifts

Love a Mutt

Dog yoga

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Good, but not Great Danes.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Why do you always wear pants?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

Two sea otters with smartphones

'Why good dogs go bad.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Doctor I think I'm a moth..."

'What sort of mix is she?'

Priorities.

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

Meditation for dogs

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

'Bedlington Terriers look like lambs...

'Head towards the light, Dear.'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Hey buddy, got a light?"

The Phillie Moderate

I wonder if he can think.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

'I swear, sometimes I don't think you even try anymore, John!'

"This match is intense!"

The Development of the Tchotchke

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."