Mutt Enthusiasts Gifts

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Good, but not Great Danes.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Johann Sebastian Bark.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

Meditation for dogs

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'Doctor, why are you dressed like that?...

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."

I wonder if he can think.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Dog hides behind piano.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'He's a mixed breed.'

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

"That's our paper shredder."

NO DOG GOLF