Mutts And Mongrels Enthusiast Gifts

'He's a mixed breed.'

Dog yoga

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Love a Mutt

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"I meant the dog!"

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Consider yourself chased."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Do me a favor. Keep away from that one … he’s freaking weird."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

"You are not what I expected."