Mutts And Mongrels Enthusiast Gifts

'He's a mixed breed.'

Dog yoga

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Love a Mutt

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Life's a Bench.

"I meant the dog!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Consider yourself chased."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

Nutflix

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'Success! I've just hacked into a supposedly squirrel-proof birdfeeder!'

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"