Mammal Enthusiast Gifts

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're such a good listener."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"First date hairball... awkward."