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'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Zoo.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're such a good listener."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."