Marine Mammal Enthusiast Gifts

"There are worse places to be beached."

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Batman O' War

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Watching Sea Life.

Whale Piñata.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Sign Him.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Marine Pollution

Food chain.

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Poor thing, it must be starving!

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"