Marine Mammal Enthusiast Mugs

"There are worse places to be beached."

'Dad, I've beached myself again: Can you come and pick me up?'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Watching Sea Life.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Whale Piñata.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Food chain.

Marine Pollution

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Sign Him.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Poor thing, it must be starving!

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."