Marine Mammal Enthusiasts Mugs

'Let's move in for the krill.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Batman O' War

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Watching Sea Life.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

One of a kind.

Sign Him.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Food chain.

Marine Pollution

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

Whale Watching ... TV.

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

Squid and Octopus