Marine Mammal Lover Mugs

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Lovers scuba diving

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Common Dolphin

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Moses/stranded shark

Starbucks Siren

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"Don't make eye contact..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'