Marine Mammal Lovers Mugs

Fred served a higher porpoise

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"The unlucky lemming"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Lovers scuba diving

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Starbucks Siren

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Moses/stranded shark

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Common Dolphin

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Don't make eye contact..."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'