Sea Mammal Enthusiast Gifts

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Sea Monster

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Stop Human Footing

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Change.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

The Seahoover

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'Who says I'm beached?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Chef finds Seal in his pot.