Mascot Enthusiasts Gifts

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Giant Monster in Bath

"That's our new church mascot."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Grrrr....'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Young Godzilla.

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'