Mascot Enthusiasts Gifts

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

Ugh, this styrofoam guy is so fake!

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"That's our new church mascot."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Grrrr....'

I'm sure it's fake.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Young Godzilla.