Mascot Aficionado Gifts

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Cling-On Dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I think we may be related!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Sitting in a tree

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

Bears going water skiing.

A man washing a mascot costume

Koala

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'