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'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Cling-On Dog

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I think we may be related!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A man washing a mascot costume

Sitting in a tree

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Valentine Day

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Literary Canines.