Mascot Fan T-Shirts

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Pardon my glove."

"It's not a mascot! It's not a mascot!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"That's our new church mascot."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Head over Hooves

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Halloween Selfie

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Masquerade