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"While I'm not against the concept of a corporate mascot, per se, Harmon, I feel an enormous green stag named Mega-buck is wrong for us.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"That's our new church mascot."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!